It’s Girl Scout season and everyone seems to be excited. I, however, am not. I am righteously infuriated by the Girl Scouts. I hate them. Not because I think they exploit big-eyed, five-year-old girls for profit. Not because they raised their prices in the middle of a recession. Not because I’m a self-diagnosed OrthoNut that recognizes that the [...]
The “Impossible” List
1.) Have a 40'' vertical jump
2.) Hold breath for 10 minutes
3.) Run a 100-meter dash in under 11 seconds
4.) Do 100 pushups in under a minute
5.) Run a forty yard dash in under 4.40 seconds
6.) Do 240 jump rope rotations in one minute
7.) Run a mile in under 5 minutes
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Nutrition